When I'm on stage I frighten people!
Reason 9: I cannot sing.
I sound like screaming chicken.
Reason 8: I always forget lyrics or remember wrong lyrics.
Twinkle twinkle little ...?
Reason 7: I can't handle criticism.
They always mishandle me.
Reason 6: I have low self confidence.
My confidence level is even short than me!
Reason 5: I'll melt if I have to sing in the crowd on my own.
Puddle of perspiration.
Reason 4: I'm not friendly enough.
I scare children!
Reason 3: I don't have charm or X factor.
I have lots of fats though, you want some?
Reason 2: No one will vote for me.
They might have the first! only 5 sms votes and all 5 sms votes came from 1 number! yes, my number!
Reason 1: I'm too short!
The camera have problem capturing me. Imagine one row of 7 contestants.. They try to capture each contestant's face as the announce the results.. contestant 1-6 all show face of worry then contestant 7 disappeared? because close up at the same level is air. -.-
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